funny stuff from bash.org

posted 11/30/2002 09:06:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 85, grade level: 4 commentscomments(0) linklink
there's the a-team prayer, then we have the meaning of life, or you could just look at a random set. that is all.
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clerks superhero spoof

posted 11/30/2002 04:05:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 78, grade level: 5 commentscomments(0) linklink
a pretty funny clerks spoof, but it's not as funny as clerks is, but what is really? so go and laugh and then resume your turkey fueled coma.
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damn garden state's gone missing again...

posted 11/20/2002 03:36:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 60, grade level: 8 commentscomments(0) linklink
"thirty-four percent of the young americans knew that the island used on last season’s 'survivor' show was located in the south pacific, but only 30 percent could locate the state of new jersey on a map." hmm... and they say our country is full of stupid people. of course what do you expect when only 26% of adults have attended a 4 year college.
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poor rusty...

posted 11/15/2002 02:09:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 48, grade level: 6 commentscomments(0) linklink
rusty the narcoleptic dog, courtesy of flats
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spam my polls, i'll kick your ass

posted 11/13/2002 06:08:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 81, grade level: 3 commentscomments(0) linklink
or maybe just delete your votes and your entries in the stats. sucks to go to stanford. look for the yellow hi-lites.
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dreams of smash bros...

posted 11/13/2002 12:02:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 66, grade level: 6 commentscomments(0) linklink
funny penny arcade which of course reminded me of many hours lost to smash brothers.... what a great great game.
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when natural selection fails...

posted 11/12/2002 12:43:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 47, grade level: 13 commentscomments(0) linklink
if you are this dumb, teen burns self with 'jackass'-type stunt, or this dumb, iraq parliament rejects resolution, please call me so i can get a large group of people to repeatedly punch you in the face. if you're not that dumb, then you'll understand the problem created when people this stupid are allowed to breed.
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fez is a dork...

posted 11/09/2002 02:45:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 60, grade level: 8 commentscomments(0) linklink
aside from his international acclaim as a dork (see europe videos), fez also finds time to be a dork in california, as can be noted by his harmonics bio.(note his audition song) also there's myles bio, but he's not as fun to make fun of as fez. btw, stanford's athletic site doesn't list fez's sport (squash) yet it lists syncronized swimming, what does this tell us? ...discuss.
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many things

posted 11/08/2002 06:05:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 54, grade level: 10 commentscomments(0) linklink
first off funny penny arcade from wednesday. then there's this funny take off of apple switch commercials, I'd love to see the beatings the moron that made those things up is recieving daily. and last but not least flats passes on the slashdot-esk departmentalized "where are we going and why are we in this handbasket" link.
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the genius of varley, via bruck

posted 11/08/2002 12:02:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 42, grade level: 8 commentscomments(0) linklink
updated: well seeing the link and bruck's profile has reminded me of varley's college vs. delbarton list which btw, he has updated as of today. it's a funny read, especially if you went to delbarton. he also has the aim profile how-to up which isn't as funny as it is practical.
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flats adds to his tally...

posted 11/07/2002 10:28:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 68, grade level: 6 commentscomments(0) linklink
if you've seen this man, you are the lucky person who saw the man who is exactly, 1 unit of coolness cooler than fez. additionally there's this guy who used donations to buy george w. bush a ps2...hmm note to self get people to donate 300 dollars to me and then just keep the money...yes, excellent, it's all falling into place.
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good to see rush is keeping himself busy...

posted 11/06/2002 10:23:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 80, grade level: 3 commentscomments(0) linklink
rush (or is it rust?) never sleeps. he's keeping himself busy with flash animations, here's the best part.
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you're not literate till you've read this...

posted 11/05/2002 08:51:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 77, grade level: 6 commentscomments(0) linklink
that's right folks, winning with speed is rapidly climbing its way up the new york times best-seller list, and it makes a great holiday gift. back covers don't get any better than this. and btw, as the poll shows, fez is indeed a dork.
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avoiding homework

posted 11/03/2002 11:19:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 59, grade level: 6 commentscomments(0) linklink
lets see, this is what i need to learn to do when it comes to homework. then there's crossing charles st. that i have to do every time i go to class. and then there's joe(y) who lives out in pa.
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