it will reduce terrorism
it will reduce unemployment and help the economy
and of course it reduces fires and accidents
note: it does not make coffee or toast (i mean how useless can something be?) if this passes i'm moving to canada, the weather's better, the mounties wear funny pants, and there's hockey.
"the church of spongebob squarepants," yes that's right folks, a religion organized around a cartoon character. what does such a religion offer you might ask? "a church that presents it's precepts and spiritual instruction in an easily accessible format." and "a church you can enjoy in your own home - no special building to go to." man, why hasn't the catholic church thought of this, i mean, if they had this kinda ingenuity behind the crusades those heathens wouldn't have had a chance.