winamp toys

posted 03/19/2003 01:24:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 59, grade level: 10 commentscomments(0) linklink
so there's robo dj which creates some real randomness in your winamp playlists, as well as letting you rate songs. (note it does crash winamp sometimes) and there's audioscrobbler a cool site that lists what you've been playing and once you play enough songs will link you to songs that other people play when playing the songs you play (confusing enough for you?) here's my page.

ah politics...

posted 03/18/2003 08:03:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 67, grade level: 6 commentscomments(0) linklink
there's a happy little test on that'll graph out where you stand in the world of politics. here's me, bruck, joe, varley, jon, and wilfred, super-imposed on some other folks you might have heard of... and if you take the test, send me your coords. or post them as a comment to this story and i'll super-impose them all.

ahh college life...

posted 03/04/2003 11:09:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 46, grade level: 10 commentscomments(0) linklink
apparently they should add to this i'm a college student, my font/background color selections suck... so here's the text in a readable form, and here's the original.

to quote dennis miller...

posted 03/04/2003 02:10:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 54, grade level: 10 commentscomments(0) linklink
"interpreting a dog's mood swings is just like peeing into a urinal without losing your dick: if you can't do it, perhaps you shouldn't have one to begin with." flats provides a story about a device to help those of you with problems such as these, created by...that's right kids the japanese. the latest wonder of useless electronics is the "bowlingual" a little box that "translates" your dog's barks and growls into human speech. it's now official the apocolypse is here, get your hats on and look out for those horseman as you cross the street.

now that we've all had a good laugh at wilfred's expense

posted 03/03/2003 03:13:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 66, grade level: 7 commentscomments(0) linklink
if that wasn't enough fun for you, watch these two videos: the first studies what's wrong with america's youth today and the second looks into how war protesters have no idea what they're talking about and shouldn't bother breathing much less trying to speak. and one last thing, you've got to be kidding me, they're going to ban the pledge of allegence??? not that i remember any of the freaking thing, but what's next big-bird a communist? (oh wait, we've probably already done that one.)

without harvard....well i wouldn't know what a brew thru was

posted 03/03/2003 03:12:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 33, grade level: 11 commentscomments(0) linklink
let's have a look at what wilfred's tuition pays for:
here's a fun dialect survey where you can have questions like these statistically explored: what do you call the game wherein the participants see who can throw a knife closest to the other person (or alternately, get a jackknife to stick into the ground or a piece of wood? (for the record the sane 56% of our country answered "i have never heard of this "game" and have no idea what it's called") and what do you call a drive-through liquor store? (here my favorite answer "we have these in my area, but we have no special term for them" got 30% of the answers, closly followed by "brew thru" which garnished a suprisingly minor 3% of answers).

been a little slow...

posted 03/01/2003 12:07:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 54, grade level: 8 commentscomments(0) linklink
but here's some funny red meat. also some funnies from the onion: sophomore senator eager to move out of congressional housing and orange alert sirens to blow 24 hours a day in major cities. read on kids.