where did all the real news go?

posted 07/30/2003 02:15:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 32, grade level: 18 commentscomments(0) linklink
this is a good approximation of how cnn chooses to charge for their commercial time. note: on fox news channel, the blonde multiplier is x1000 and there's a watch heraldo be ripped apart by rabid wolves option in the x500 spot

i hope that tingle is anticipation...

posted 07/21/2003 05:35:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 43, grade level: 10 commentscomments(0) linklink
otherwise i hope there's a cream for it. "On September 2, 2003, Chuck Mound will present his LATEST innovations for the athletic world that will further evolve sports into the 21st century. The new web site will be luanched at that time. This site will remain active for basic information only." link shamelessly stolen from bruck who, a british intelligence dossier indicates, was either attempting to buy uranium from africa, or stole this link from varley.

finally a campaign i can get behind...

posted 07/18/2003 12:04:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 45, grade level: 13 commentscomments(0) linklink
so here's a great proposal sent in by reiner: for every animal you don't eat, i'm going to eat three who said our generation is disorganized.

fundimental equations...

posted 07/07/2003 02:18:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 7, grade level: 13 commentscomments(0) linklink
fez = dork
penny-arcade = funny
so not only is the penny-arcade comic from july 4th really funny, but the witty banter is well...whitty.