cars in california should run on idiots...

posted 03/25/2004 12:49:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 63, grade level: 8 commentscomments(0) linklink
cause they seem to be an in-exhaustible resource there. this guy is suing google for what he found when he search on his name. of course his google results are now hopelessly polluted for the rest of eternity, so let's just hope that's what he was going for. let's pollute a little further mark maughan you are an idiot. then there's this guy who is an atheist, claims that even the now voluntary pledge of allegiance in schools hurts his child as it, "...violates the 10-year-old child's religious liberty". he goes on to claim "i have the right to be able to have my child in public school without her being indoctrinated with religious belief..." i think he forgot to add "because i wouldn't want anyone to allow my child to question the beliefs i have forced on her." michael newdow you are also an idiot. maybe if you just let your daughter think for herself instead of trying to cram your beliefs into her head, we could all get on with our lives. now i just sit back and wait for the googlebot to do its work.

finally some sense in the world

posted 03/23/2004 05:00:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 44, grade level: 12 commentscomments(0) linklink
the prosecutor in cincinati announced that the police officers involved in a fight with 350 pound man, hopped up on pcp, embalming fluid, and cocaine, would not be charged with anything. the coroner ruled that an irregular heart beat brought on by the struggle that ensued after jones attacked the police officers killed him... not that the 350 pounds or the drug cabinet running through his veins would have hurt. of course there's sure to be a civil suit, because stupid people always sue. at least for once though the message has gone out, don't attack police officers, especially when your increadably obease and on enough drugs to get a small mid-western town high.

al qaeda 1, spain 0

posted 03/21/2004 09:11:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 49, grade level: 8 commentscomments(0) linklink
way to go spain...terrorists bomb trains to get spanish people to vote without thinking, spainish people vote without thinking, terrorists continue to bomb spain as they please...problem solved.

t.o. at the back of the bus, and alligators on the bus

posted 03/10/2004 07:13:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 58, grade level: 8 commentscomments(0) linklink
so terrell owens has compared himself to rosa parks saying, "(You) just can't settle for whatever. Rosa Parks didn't!". so i see the similarities, i mean taking a stand in the racially charged 60s against racism, skiping your team physical and risking a million dollar contract, oh yeah, i'm sure ms. parks has your back t.o. btw, check out his website and tell me he doesn't have the biggest ego in sports history. now i thought i'd had some cool bus drivers in my day, but this takes the cake... this bus driver let 11 kids off the bus to catch a 4 foot alligator, and then let them take it home on the bus. the alligator was not an easy catch, the students had to use some quality swamp engineering: "Four boys ran off the bus, found the alligator hiding in a hole and used sticks to prod the animal out". now wait, you're a four foot long alligator and you let some sticks bother you? what the hell kind of wussy alligators are being raised now-a-days anyway.

who's dumber at walmart, the workers or the shoppers?

posted 03/10/2004 07:12:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 70, grade level: 6 commentscomments(0) linklink
this question has finally been answered once and for all... a woman shopping at walmart tried to use a 1 million dollar bill to buy $1,675 worth of stuff. when the cashier refused the bill, the woman tried to use two gift cards with a total of $2.32 on them. when that didn't work either the woman tried what i like to call a little ingenuity....she tried the fake bill again. the cashier was still wise to her tricky ways however, and called the police.
now i have several issues with this, a) what the hell can you get at walmart to rack up that much of a bill, human slaves or something? b) do you really expect walmart to have $998,325 worth of change? and c) do you really want a walmart employee to try to count that high?

tv oops...

posted 03/05/2004 06:52:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 43, grade level: 11 commentscomments(0) linklink
so a tv channel in nc made a web application to allow quick posting of business and school closings due to snow. however, they forgot to secure it correctly leading to some rather interesting announcments...(1, 2, 3)

we need more of this...

posted 03/05/2004 02:33:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 56, grade level: 7 commentscomments(0) linklink
killington vermont has voted to secede from the state of vermont and become part of new hampshire. new hampshire is way cooler anyway...put that in your pipe and smoke it, vermont.

microsoft appeals to new markets...

posted 03/05/2004 01:14:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 87, grade level: 6 commentscomments(0) linklink
pick this and that snoop dogg duck up and you'll be well on your way to being the most hardcore rapper on the west coast.