if only i could sport the zoot suit...

posted 04/30/2004 23:03:04 by matt flesch-kincaid: 61, grade level: 9 commentscomments(0) linklink
so i think barry melrose is trying to hypnotize people with those crazy stripes on the suits he wears on tv. can't someone at espn tell him he looks like a tv test pattern with some sort of woodland creature on top.

just when you though baywatch was the peak of his career

posted 04/30/2004 16:38:59 by matt flesch-kincaid: -8, grade level: 16 commentscomments(0) linklink
very,very disturbing...ice t to produce david hasselholf rap record

death by caffeine

posted 04/30/2004 16:38:17 by matt flesch-kincaid: 50, grade level: 9 commentscomments(0) linklink
so just in case you're worried about your caffeine intake hurting you, here's a page that tells you exactly how many cans/bottles/etc. of different drinks it would take to build up a toxic level of caffeine in your body, based on your weight. pretty cool. also there's some cool futurama images on the same site.

new hosting...

posted 04/30/2004 16:37:42 by matt flesch-kincaid: 63, grade level: 8 commentscomments(0) linklink
so the domain name has changed, i may point mattdragon.com here eventually too. this site is hosted at 1 & 1 which has some great deals on linux hosting. it's not so much that i hate microsoft as that having mysql as opposed to access as a prospective backend isn't much of a choice, oh and php is pretty cool too.

i admit it, i stalk andrew bruck...

posted 04/14/2004 07:32:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 68, grade level: 5 commentscomments(0) linklink
or at least i stalk his aim profile. so this is stolen yet again from bruck's profile. the daily record talks about the sopranos season, and includes this quote, "Apparently Delbarton School is giving Anthony Jr. some trouble, too. A.J. and his football team just can't beat the Green Wave, something a lot of New Jersey teams can relate to." yeah that's right, even mob connections can't help you there.

so here's my wednesday...

posted 04/12/2004 11:23:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 62, grade level: 10 commentscomments(0) linklink
so last sunday, there's a car accident in front of my apartment that knocks down two light poles. parts of one of these light poles end up scattered all across the street, including in front of my apartment.
so last wednesday around 1pm i leave my apartment and notice on the curb the transformer from the light post, a small metal box with wires running in and out of it. as i get across the street i think to myself, "if i didn't know that was a transformer, i might think it was a bomb." so later that night, claire and i leave my apartment, and there's cops everywhere, with the street closed, police taped off, cars being detoured, etc. a cop comes over to us and says we can't be here, "the area is closed off." so we walk around and stand and watch as the bomb squad truck drives off. so the next day in the paper, that article is there, and i go, holy shit, that was totally the box i saw.

sometimes even i can't come up with titles...

posted 04/02/2004 04:14:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 76, grade level: 3 commentscomments(0) linklink
or is it terrorism?

why i hate people...

posted 04/02/2004 04:12:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 58, grade level: 12 commentscomments(0) linklink
so say your a mother of three, sitting in your living room and your kid picks up a toy spear that odds say you bought him and you decide god is telling you to kill your children, i would say that you deserve to have your head beaten in with a rock, just like you did to them...but before we jump to conclusions, lets hear it from the source: a housewife said the first sign that god wanted her to kill her three boys came mother's day weekend when she saw her 14-month-old playing with a toy spear. deanna laney said she resisted at first, but the signs kept coming. the baby came to her with a rock, and later in the day squeezed a frog, and she believed god was suggesting that she should either stab, stone or strangle her children. ok so now i've seen kids smashing toy cars together, does that mean god wants them to be in a car accident, how about when kids play with toy guns? obviously god wants you to pop a cap in those little bitches. of course when your playing a game of other-worldly telephone with the big guy upstairs it might pay to ask for a second opinion, before you smash your kids skulls in with a rock.

undead got you down?

posted 04/02/2004 04:12:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 78, grade level: 5 commentscomments(0) linklink
just burn their hearts...ah you silly romanians, and btw, shouldn't knight ridder news be written by kit, or at the very least michael knight?

news flash...

posted 04/01/2004 04:32:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 56, grade level: 8 commentscomments(0) linklink
fez = cool ...
and in other news... google has opened up applications for jobs on the moon; thinkgeek is selling an ez-bake oven that fits in a drive bay, makes me sad that i have a laptop; they also have caffine patches...thank you god my prayers have been answered, although it really can't beat caffenated meatloaf.