t-shirt funnies...

posted 06/24/2004 00:03:27 by matt flesch-kincaid: 53, grade level: 10 commentscomments(0) linklink
t-shirt hell has some really funny shirts, including, i bet you'll vote this time hippy, east coast lawnmowers, yes, i have pleanty of change you homeless piece of shit. thanks for asking, if you're close enough to read this...you now have sars

fancy toliet you've got there...

posted 06/22/2004 12:37:22 by matt flesch-kincaid: 55, grade level: 7 commentscomments(0) linklink
so this toliet has one way glass, so you can watch everyone walk by on the street while you're doing your business. i'm not sure which is funnier, the idea of one way glass for a toliet, or the fact that there's a tissue box on the top of the toliet....silly europeans.


posted 06/21/2004 17:24:56 by matt flesch-kincaid: 60, grade level: 9 commentscomments(0) linklink
so i got a gmail invite the other day and signed up for an account. i guess i really only see it being useful as a giant file store. i mean come on, i could upload a divx of the goonies and still have 300 some meg left. i do like that the interface is really, really clean, (what else would you expect from google?) without all the cruft that hotmail and all those other web-mail folks throw on.
btw, if you want an invite, leave a comment(link below) with at least some sort of valid identifier, a user name i would recognize, your info in the post, etc., and i'll send you an invite once i get my first batch.

so syria's a real country...really???

posted 06/20/2004 11:49:45 by matt flesch-kincaid: 41, grade level: 11 commentscomments(0) linklink
syria has annouced that they plan to pass a bill known as the "america accountability act" in response to the us passing the "syria accountability act" which banned all us exports to syria except food and medicine, which the us enacted due to syrian support of terrorism. the syrian act bans all imports from the united states because we're a horrible evil country....blah blah blah. oh wait syria, news flash, not only could 9 out of 10 americans not place you on a map, but we already stopped sending you anything. so you've effectively restricted nothing. you've decided you will stop importing everything that we're already not sending you. way to save face guys....

michael newdow you are the weakest link....goodbye

posted 06/14/2004 20:48:45 by matt flesch-kincaid: 60, grade level: 9 commentscomments(0) linklink
the supreme court has ruled that since newdow doesn't have custody of his daughter, he cannot sue for her. so mr. newdown, maybe you should stop pushing your agenda onto your daughter and start getting your shit together to be a real parent. i hope if he ever brings this case again they take his daughter into another room and find out from her that she couldn't give a rats ass whether her schoolmates recite the pledge or not.

these things shouldn't suprise me anymore

posted 06/10/2004 02:01:37 by matt flesch-kincaid: 52, grade level: 8 commentscomments(0) linklink
the fact that this exists already is awesome...gmail isn't even public yet and a site to get people good email addresses on gmail already exists. this is even better than people selling sims characters on e-bay.


posted 06/08/2004 12:59:03 by matt flesch-kincaid: 4, grade level: 14 commentscomments(0) linklink
they finally have a lead in chris elser's murder, i hope this is the guy and that they spare no expense in bring the electric chair out of retirement for him

i hate hockey.......refs

posted 06/07/2004 22:59:34 by matt flesch-kincaid: 74, grade level: 7 commentscomments(0) linklink
so the refs gave tampa bay 2 of the 4 games they won in the series. you can't call penalties just because it's a good player who gets hit. how bad could either of the hits have been when the player who got hit was on the ice to begin the power play? espescially after the first time, a) why in the world would the same ref be in this game? and b) why the hell would he make another shitty questionable call to hand tampa bay the game. in my book tampa still hasn't won a stanley cup. me and that thing barry melrose calls hair are moving to canada together.

verizon thinks you're mentally challenged

posted 06/07/2004 22:57:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 68, grade level: 9 commentscomments(0) linklink
so i installed verizon dsl for the second time today, this time at home. all i have to say is, the installer's first question should be, are you now or have you ever been retarted? If you say no, it should just skip to the part where it sets up your account. If you say yes, well i don't care what it does, but just don't make me sit through you telling me about a wall jack filter when i had all the filters installed last week.