remember when the fact you went to college meant you had some amount of intelligence?

posted 08/30/2004 11:46:15 by matt flesch-kincaid: 63, grade level: 8 commentscomments(0) linklink
yeah, me either. these students are pushing for, no, demanding that they are allowed to register to vote in their college town. "Young Han tried to register to vote in the New York town where he attends college but got a letter telling him to cast an absentee ballot where his parents live, more than 2,000 miles away." yeah cause it takes a greater effort on your part for that ballot to move those extra 1,999 miles. charge me 32 cents to vote? oh god i'm disenfranchised, call the aclu, call someone, please help me. can someone explain to me how this is news? you don't have a perminant address there, so why should you be allowed to register? does your car have plates from that state, no, drivers license in that state, oh wait no to that to? you people are mentally deficient, and you need some classes in common f-ing sense, either that or a class in getting hit in the face with bat, your choice. wait, even better, why don't you vote on it...

so lets recap...

posted 08/20/2004 01:46:18 by matt flesch-kincaid: 63, grade level: 8 commentscomments(0) linklink
you try to blow up a plane by lighting explosives in your shoes...and then you feel you have the right to complain about the prision conditions where you're being held...for trying to blow up a freaking plane. i appoligize for not giving a shit, maybe they should have just shoved that shoe up your ass and lit it correctly.

tycoon kidnap plot...wait, wait, wait, weichert is a tycoon?

posted 08/18/2004 14:37:07 by matt flesch-kincaid: 56, grade level: 10 commentscomments(0) linklink
don't you have to own a railroad to be a tycoon, i would think mogul would be a little more fitting, but then again i'm not qualified to write for the bastion of news integrity that is the new york here's the ny post's take on the events and here's everyone else. i think it's highly amusing that i know the richest person someone can think of.

my rise to power in nj...or i'm not a gay american

posted 08/12/2004 23:09:35 by matt flesch-kincaid: 82, grade level: 2 commentscomments(0) linklink
so now that this guy is out of the way, i think i'm about 3 steps down the totem pole from taking over nj, so here's my plans:
1) all starbucks will also have a quiznos, and all quiznos will also have a starbucks
2) the daily show will be the only news channel allowed to broadcast in the state
3) i will tarnish my reputation and fall from grace so spectacularly that not even my announcing that i'm gay could cover it up

good to see his written language is on the level of his speaking

posted 08/05/2004 23:25:20 by matt flesch-kincaid: 66, grade level: 7 commentscomments(0) linklink
'(full name) do herby (sic) endorse george w. bush for reelection of the united states.' that's what people had to sign to see cheaney speak, although i think i'd have signed it just to see the grammatical gems he was gonna drop in the speech.