make snow your bitch...

posted 02/28/2006 16:15:40 by matt flesch-kincaid: 45, grade level: 14 commentscomments(0) linklink
go get yourself a v8 snowblower, with it's 412 horsepower and weighing in at 912 pounds it'll certainly show the snow who's boss best line in the article: "And if, after a while, you feel you’ve outgrown the 400 horses, this particular engine is well catered for in the performance modification area ... and there’s always the fuel injection option too, if you feel you need to throw the snow out of the county..." Awesome. I think I will need to buy one of these at some point from these fine folks

internet identity tracking

posted 02/26/2006 23:08:30 by matt flesch-kincaid: 55, grade level: 9 commentscomments(0) linklink
my claimid.com page which allows you to pull together all of the disparate sites you have public accounts at, as well as anything else you have out on the internet.

the onion 4 bazillion, cheney 0, rice -1

posted 02/22/2006 23:51:01 by matt flesch-kincaid: 45, grade level: 11 commentscomments(0) linklink
the onion weighs in on cheney shooting a man in the face while simultaneously taking a shot a ms. rice

when life gives you lemons, make t-shirts

posted 02/22/2006 08:22:05 by matt flesch-kincaid: 64, grade level: 11 commentscomments(0) linklink
don't mess with texas, or we'll shoot you in the face that t-shirt can be yours for just $20 direct from texas, where the vice president shot a man, in the face.

guns don't shoot men in the face, dick cheney shoots men in the face

posted 02/15/2006 00:01:10 by matt flesch-kincaid: 70, grade level: 3 commentscomments(0) linklink
the report, detailing how the vice president, shot a man, in the face, because he mistook him for a bird

cheney's got a gun

posted 02/13/2006 23:09:49 by matt flesch-kincaid: 57, grade level: 8 commentscomments(0) linklink
the daily show contributes the best spoof of an aerosmith title EVER.
other good news in the president's week:
one of those stories is dancing through little bushy's dreams while he sleeps... i'll leave you to decide which...

furthering bush's contribution to history, via google

posted 02/06/2006 19:13:54 by matt flesch-kincaid: 30, grade level: 10 commentscomments(0) linklink
why limit ourselves to miserable failure when we can add impeachable, president douchebag, impeachable douchebag, jerk, etc. also posting to del.icio.us

muslims campagining to represent all that is sane and normal....

posted 02/05/2006 21:59:51 by matt flesch-kincaid: 64, grade level: 7 commentscomments(0) linklink
it's an allah-damn comic get over yourselves. try reading penny arcade, and get a freaking life. do you think mohammed would have burned down a f*ing cave because some douchebag drew a cave painting he didn't like? btw, i'm quiet proud of "allah-damn," i may look to trademark it. also yes, yes, not all muslims blah blah blah, i don't care. in case you haven't noticed i'm as pc as trent lott at a strom thurman birthday party. go ahead, burn down my web site you douchebags. these seem to be the comics

why send flowers when you can send these?

posted 02/01/2006 23:22:26 by matt flesch-kincaid: 48, grade level: 6 commentscomments(0) linklink
via joe, presented for your amusement: just awesome almost as awesome as the border patrol commercials and about 3/4 as awesome as the democrats giving bush a standing ovation when he said "the congress has not implemented my plan to save social security"