so i can't decide if the fact that the school district put an announcement on it's web site about how the detention letter was a fake makes it funnier.

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kid gets detention for using firefox when his teacher doesn't believe that it's a "better web browser". i would think this was fake if i didn't know so many ignorant teachers who while on their power trips don't think they could ever be wrong. this kid should take his laptop to detention and browse the internet using firefox the whole damn time.

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while, dumber than a monkey, might give you a relative sense, if you wanted to get a hard monetary figure you could go with $873,786.94 of stupid(thanks paul). i hope i come up clean when the satellites scan me, i'd had to the cia visiting me in my sleep.

a stupid popup, new program starting, etc. etc. stole my focus and made me less productive, i'd have enough money to fly to redmond and pay bill gates to let me punch him in the face