George Bush will be judged by history

posted 01/20/2009 21:37:22 by matt flesch-kincaid: 47, grade level: 10 commentscomments(0) linklink
So.....you have to make sure you update your Google bombs impeachable douchebag, miserable failure, worst President ever. Let me be the first to call David Letterman the first Historian of 2009 for Great Moments in Presidential Speeches. All I know is those of you acting as History's judges are going to need an gibberish translator.

Reply to All added to Axis of Evil

posted 01/12/2009 15:32:10 by matt flesch-kincaid: 38, grade level: 13 commentscomments(0) linklink
The State Department announced today that "Reply to All" was the newest member of the "Axis of Evil" after a Reply to All snafu took down their email systems last week. A diplomatic cable dispatched to all employees threatens disciplinary action against anyone mis-using Reply to All in the future, because if you're not with us, you're with the terrorists. I wonder why they didn't just send it in an email...

Microsoft announced improvements to Outlook to help support the new mandate:
Of course if you answer "No" a message box pops up informing you "It's OK we've been watching everything you do on the Internet anyway."

Sometimes it boggles my mind that there's no "drivers license" test to get on the internet. When I get an ill-addressed email followed by a ton of geniuses replying to all tends to be one of those times.