sit down, get a cool glass of water, and prepare to lose all faith in humanity

posted 10/21/2003 12:00:00 by matt flesch-kincaid: 38, grade level: 13 commentscomments(0) linklink
so imagine you are jeff peckman, a man dubbed "doofus in denver" by larry elder(yeah i've never heard of him either), because you have proposed the crock of shit that is initiative 101, the so called "safety through peace" initiative. this states that denver should implement meditiation using about 175 people to cure all of the world's problems. that's right this actually will appear on the ballot in denver. go read this guy's web page, he has pretty graphs and everything. here are some highlights:
it will reduce terrorism
it will reduce unemployment and help the economy
and of course it reduces fires and accidents
note: it does not make coffee or toast (i mean how useless can something be?) if this passes i'm moving to canada, the weather's better, the mounties wear funny pants, and there's hockey.