posted 04/02/2004 04:12:00 by flesch-kincaid: 58, grade level: 12 comments(0)
so say your a mother of three, sitting in your living room and your kid picks up a toy spear that odds say you bought him and you decide god is telling you to kill your children, i would say that you deserve to have your head beaten in with a rock, just like you did to them...but before we jump to conclusions, lets hear it from the source: a housewife said the first sign that god wanted her to kill her three boys came mother's day weekend when she saw her 14-month-old playing with a toy spear. deanna laney said she resisted at first, but the signs kept coming. the baby came to her with a rock, and later in the day squeezed a frog, and she believed god was suggesting that she should either stab, stone or strangle her children. ok so now i've seen kids smashing toy cars together, does that mean god wants them to be in a car accident, how about when kids play with toy guns? obviously god wants you to pop a cap in those little bitches. of course when your playing a game of other-worldly telephone with the big guy upstairs it might pay to ask for a second opinion, before you smash your kids skulls in with a rock.