so as you all know, martha stewart will be serving 5 months in prison for her part in an insider trading debacle. also this week, jamal lewis plead out on a charge that he facilitated a cocaine deal via cell phone with a government informant, and as part of the deal, he will serve 4 months in prison. oh, and a little footnote on the deal, that's 4 months in the offseason, cause you know, we wouldn't want to inconvience the sports superstar any more than we already have will enforcing federal drug statutes. now i'm not sure exactly how much cocaine jamal lewis was brokering a deal for, but through extensive research i'm going to assume it had a street value of approx. a "shitload." martha stewart, on the other hand, just acted to keep herself from losing money, and that's not to say she did nothing wrong. i mean for all i know martha could be packing heat, blasting caps in those frontin' martha wanna-be's, but you'd think that would make the news. so kids, the moral of the story is "sell drugs, not stocks."