i'm certainly not a stoner, and i resent be called a slacker...

posted 09/28/2004 20:31:39 by matt flesch-kincaid: 58, grade level: 10 commentscomments(0) linklink
it's king of the slackers to you damn it! bill o'reilly, fox news' resident conservative, said to jon stewart when talking about the daily show, "you've got stoned slackers watching your dopey show every night and they can vote."(transcript) i hate to break it to you billy boy, but jon stewart has contributed more to the field of journalism than you ever will. let's recap shall we, the daily show has won 7 emmys in the past 3 years, and you billy boy, oh right there was some back when you were a really reporter like 10-15 years ago, but that was just 2, so you're like 5 behind the daily show, and you've had like 20 years, and it took them, well, 3. you just keep striving there billy, as long as fox news continues it's tradition of fair, balanced, and horribly right slanted news coverage you're assured of having a job. and if that ever falls through, you could probably make money by letting people bet on how far you can get your head up your ass. hopefully the whole republican party is writing off all 18-25 year olds as stoner slackers, cause that'll give em a hell of a suprise come november.

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