my rise to power in nj...or i'm not a gay american

posted 08/12/2004 23:09:35 by matt flesch-kincaid: 82, grade level: 2 commentscomments(0) linklink
so now that this guy is out of the way, i think i'm about 3 steps down the totem pole from taking over nj, so here's my plans:
1) all starbucks will also have a quiznos, and all quiznos will also have a starbucks
2) the daily show will be the only news channel allowed to broadcast in the state
3) i will tarnish my reputation and fall from grace so spectacularly that not even my announcing that i'm gay could cover it up

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