wal-mart now selling dead hawaiians...at low low prices

posted 10/25/2004 20:08:41 by matt flesch-kincaid: 24, grade level: 17 commentscomments(0) linklink
wal-mart decided that it would continue building the largest wal-mart in the world in hawaii even after unearthing 44 sets of ancient hawaiian remains at the site.
"a wal-mart store manager said, the store offers 'quality merchandise, low prices, and wal-mart's spirit of aloha.' aloha of course a hawaiian word meaning : hello, goodbye, and f*ck you and your dead ancestors" -jon stewart

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