I am a college student. I have a specific shower stall which I refer to as 'mine' and my feet will never touch the floor of it.

I am a college student. I try to rotate stalls in the bathroom so I can read all the material taped to the walls.

I am a MALE college student. I always have more than one condom on hand. Two in one nite? morning after? you never know.

I am a college student. I now fail to distinguish the difference in taste between water and beer.

I am a FEMALE college student. I own a sweater which resembles a bathrobe.

I am a college student. I didn't get my homework done cuz the kid I share a book with wasn't home last nite to get it to me.

I am a college student. Drunken scrawlings on my message board or late nite drunken IM's from friends across campus no longer perplex me.

I am a college student. Somebody keeps stealing my damn message board marker.

I am a college student. I pre-party in my room just so I will be drunk enough not to notice the sub-zero weather when I walk to the bar without a coat.

I am a college student. I pray for hotties in my classes so that I will have a reason to go to that class. i will, however, never talk to any of these hotties.

I am a college student. I can no longer remember what was cooked in those dirty dishes.

I am a college student. I have seen more than one party turn into a strip show.

I am a college student. My telephone number only has 4 digits.

I am a college student. I have spent nites on the floor because I couldn't get up the ladder to my bed.

I am a college student. I see no problem fitting 2 people in one twin size bed.

I am a MALE college student. I know that a gentleman would let her sleep next to the wall. (It's a long way to the floor.)

I am a college student. Answering machine messages are a thing to be celebrated.

I am a college student. I will cross busy streets just to pick up what might be a quarter.

I am a college student. I want a girl/boyfriend that disappears from 9pm-2am every friday and saturday nite, reappearing undressed in bed with me when I get home.

I am a college student. When I see movie trailers on TV, I say 'I can't wait to RENT that'

I am a college student. Going 'out to eat' no longer involves getting in a vehicle.

I am a college student. I don't know half of my professors' names.

I am a FEMALE college student. I use empty beer bottles for vases.

I am a college student. Christmas lights are a year-round decoration.

I am a college student. Laundry bags double as suitcases.

I am a college student. The 'clink' sound that my fridge door makes when it opens makes me very very happy.

I am a FEMALE college student. I have worn my huge fuzzy slippers to the cafeteria. at dinnertime.

I am a college student.....live in a 2 x 2 ft cinder blocked prison with no windows......my roommate has sex, with me in the room.

I am a college student.... I have gained 15 pounds or more since August, most of that is BudLight, my best friend.

I am a college student... I got more ass in the first two weeks of school than in my entire life combined...now I get less than ever. I do the "walk of shame"...leaving his/hers room at 7:00am in the same clothes I was wearing the night before.

I am a college student...I drink Beast from a keg and Busch Light from a can.I will walk in the cold, dark and snow for beer but refuse to go to class in the same weather.

I am a college student...If I am female, I wear a pea coat, black boot leg pants and platform shoes -and have been molested by more than one frat guy on the dance floor.

I am a college student...I have a 2.1 GPA. I have Mono, but don't sleep except during my classes.

I am a college student...I have forgot what privacy is. I never make my 8:00 am class.

I am a college student... I think coffee, cheetos, and Ramen Noodles as being a complete meal.

I am a college student...I forgot about the love-of-my-life-boyfriend/girlfriend at home, as soon as I stepped foot on campus.I go to bed at 2am and get up at 11 am everyday. I promise myself everyday that tomorrow I will get up and go to that class that I somehow keep sleeping through.

I am a college student...My computer is used for two purposes - AOL instant Messenger and MP3Napster. I have gotten in a fight with at least one person in my dorm and we hate each other now.

I am a college student... I think nothing of going to bed at 3:30am on Wacky Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Fucked up Friday, and getting up at 8:00am, still drunk, and going to class.

I am a COLLEGE STUDENT... The real lessons I've learned in life are not the pretty "friendship forever" ones. I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that waiting till the last minute to study for finals...really is STUPID. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just real assholes. I've learned that it takes years to buildup and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more fucked up than you think. I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place. I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do.