p.s. should the supreme court have better things to do, isn't this more on the level of judge judy?
p.s.*2: flats is funny
it will reduce terrorism
it will reduce unemployment and help the economy
and of course it reduces fires and accidents
note: it does not make coffee or toast (i mean how useless can something be?) if this passes i'm moving to canada, the weather's better, the mounties wear funny pants, and there's hockey.
"the church of spongebob squarepants," yes that's right folks, a religion organized around a cartoon character. what does such a religion offer you might ask? "a church that presents it's precepts and spiritual instruction in an easily accessible format." and "a church you can enjoy in your own home - no special building to go to." man, why hasn't the catholic church thought of this, i mean, if they had this kinda ingenuity behind the crusades those heathens wouldn't have had a chance.
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coverage on: slashdot, blogs, etc.
googling for "Elingsh uinervtisy" returns: 355 pages, dispite the fact that it wasn't discovered at any english university
here's a fun dialect survey where you can have questions like these statistically explored: what do you call the game wherein the participants see who can throw a knife closest to the other person (or alternately, get a jackknife to stick into the ground or a piece of wood? (for the record the sane 56% of our country answered "i have never heard of this "game" and have no idea what it's called") and what do you call a drive-through liquor store? (here my favorite answer "we have these in my area, but we have no special term for them" got 30% of the answers, closly followed by "brew thru" which garnished a suprisingly minor 3% of answers).